flipped bird

the other day i was sitting in the window of locke street bagel having a much needed coffee with lo and gill.  the time was around 11.30am, when the local elementary school was on lunch/recess.

we were minding our own business when two little jerkoff preteens (around 11 years old) were licking the posters on the telephone pole outsi

de.

as a joke, i knocked on the window to get their attention and shook my finger "no-no" at them.

their immediate reaction was to give the finger.

i was taken aback but thought it was funny.

they started walking away across the street but kept turning around to catch my reaction.

so impulsively, i retur

ned the gesture by giving them the finger back.

to my surprise, peter, the owner of the bag

el shop was standing next to me and caught my finger-giving.

i was so embarrassed

. my face immediately turned crimson while trying to explain that they started it.

he blew me off and went back to work behind the counter. i thought he was mad, b

ut when i turned around to apologize, he was already in position, flipping me the bird from across the room.

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