instead i went to my cottage and got some more injuries to add to the list. my sister took me and my other sister tubing. she tried her best to get us off the tube. she was successful when she made really big waves and then picked up her speed. my head slammed against the weird vinyl/canvas tube material with my mouth open, slicing a cut under my upper lip.
i then fell off the tube while simultaneously kicking my sister in the thigh which is the exact moment i broke my middle toe on my right foot.
a week later i went to wolfe island with my favourite people on earth where i accidentally ate mushrooms and decided i was invincible. michelle and i ripped off our clothes and danced in the rain on a baseball diamond. we then leaped over a fence which is when i busted my shoe and twisted my ankle.a few days after that i was back in hamilton scrambling to finish a poster when i needed my exacto knife. i ran to my car to get it where it waited for me in a plastic grocery bag. this exacto knife is the kind that doesn't retract and so it being very sharp, cut a hole through the plastic bag, fell and landed on my foot. splurting blood everywhere, i ran into the house to take a picture of it before i took care of the wound.
a day later i cut my left index finger with the very same knife while cutting a piece of linoleum. and two days after that i cut the same index finger
with the same knife while cutting a piece of paper.
