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Zack and Miri Make a Porno comes out tomorrow to a theatre near you.  I had the pleasure of seeing a sneak peek on Monday because my friend Dallas scored some free passes from the tubular dudes at Y108.

The movie was great, so many laugh my ass off moments.  But what Dallas and I didn't love about it was the fact that the dirty comedy was interwoven with a dramatic love story.  And maybe it's just me, but I couldn't handle the fact that Seth Rogen was the lead romantic character.

Maybe Kevin Smith should have casted someone less hot in the lead actress' role, because Elizabeth Banks is about 14 levels hotter than Rogen.  She also happens to look EXACTLY like rachel mcadams.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the ugly fat funny guy getting the gorgeous blonde girl, but they didn't make it believable enough for me I guess.  And I think the love story aspect of the film partly ruined the comedic part for me, because their awkward 'love' moments made me uncomfortable, when my heart was supposed to be melting.

Either way, the movie was great and Justin Long was fucking outstanding. He's such a good gay.

And Jason Mewes chopped off his hair, highlighted it, and looks incredible! He played an actual porn star in the movie and was so believable.  I couldn't believe it was him! He looks younger and hotter and porno-e-er. 

Overall, it gets an 8 out of 10... 

No, make that 8.4